| Q.
Is the band really made up of monkeys?
A.
No. We're not REAL monkeys. We smell WAY better than monkeys.
Q. How much does it cost to hire Monkey
Business?
A. Our standard fee is... ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
(Just kidding. We're negotiable on price)
Q.
Where can I see you guys play?
A. It varies, but so far, we've played in about four different
countries.
Oops! I meant counties. See our Performance
Schedule to see where we'll play next.
Q.
It looks like your drummer likes to slouch behind the drum
kit. We'd like to see more of him. Is that possible?
A. Well, that might be kind of difficult, as he suffers from
a rare musician's disease that causes him to do that. If you
want to see more of him, it's best to catch him on one of
our breaks when he gets off stage.
Q.
Do you guys ever tour?
A. No. We were told not to quit our day jobs
just yet.
Q.
Is that a tiny monkey on a regular sized banana in your logo,
or a regular sized monkey and a HUGE banana?
A. It's a regular sized monkey and a HUGE
banana!
Q.
It is rumored that you guys like to eat PIZZA after playing
a gig. Is that true?
A. Just bring us PIZZA after a gig and find
out!!!
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